1.one slayqueen that is forming that is schooling abroad is bringing her luggage home now. When we asked her the reason she said her school is on Asuu strike. Please just don’t try to hold me ooo lemme faint.
2.your girlfriend post that “I love a guy with snake tattoo on the neck “now you are looking for snake tattoo that is on your back. Please borrow me charger I want to commit suicide
3.where are those slayqueens that lost their virginity for iPhone 7β¦ now iPhone 8 is out hope u are ready to loose ur destiny
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- Some girls only know how to pose
in pictures⦠But let them cook beans for
u. Aaaaaah!* . U will see all
the stones David used on Goliath⦠- People that do swallow rice and beans,
then chew Eba. What exactly is your aim
in life? I’m not understanding - A day will come when Heavens gate
will open and the cloud will
change, Some idiots will think its
weather for two not knowing its
rapture for one - Fat girls will be like: ‘I don’t like
picmix.’ Ahh my sister we all know that
you don’t fit in the frame. β¦ - When you tell your boyfriend “I love
you” at the end of a phone call and he
replies “Me too” Please don’t end the call
until you have made him to say “i love
you too” For safety purposeβ¦. - Poor men Love Big Breasts, the Rich
Prefer them Small or Moderate
~ Study Reveals
I knw they’ll still Argue this one.
Mtcheew
- Wetin concern me with
Datβ¦.Facebook I beg stop Showing Me
“PEOPLE I MAY KNOW”, All These ONES I
know, What Have They Done For ME
??. β¦..Wicked people
Everywhere - QUESTION – How will u no if there is
a boy or a girl in the TOILET..???
ANS – SIMPLEβ¦..
just knock on the doorβ¦if there is NO
answer there is a girl INSIDEβ¦and if the
answer comes “WHO THE FUCK IS IT”
then its surely a BOYβ¦lolzzzzz - The best word to use whenever ur
wife is misbehaving isβ¦β¦..
Remember where you are coming from
At the spot she will keep calm
- FORWARDED: Funny, isn’t it?
A Teacher Went To A Hotel , He Wanted
To See The Menu But He Forgot What It
Is Called;
He Asked the Waiter,
β Can l see the food Syllabus???
Side effects of being a teacher. - Do you know that⦠If a man is
allowed to select a girl from a possible
50girlsβ¦ ο½ ο½
Even if he picked the most, beautiful
one, he will still feel the pain of loosing
the remaining 49..
IT’S GENETIC. E day for our blood. - It’s when your subscription finish
you remember that you’ve games in
your phone, that’s when you’ll discover
your talent in playing candy crush
some people will turn to
engineers they’ll go to the settings of
their phone and scatter everything
Data is life - I haven’t been myself since
yesterday when I heard my neighbor’s
son saying; Capital latter 1 Small latter 1
Capital latter 2 Small latter 2
School fees wasted. - Chai, ATM queue wahala..
Yesterday afternoon at First Bank’s
ATM, a girl walked up to me and said,
“Please sir I’m in front of your back”.
Out of annoyance I replied, ” Come and
stay in the centre of my front”. - Please if you inbox me and I I’ve not
replied you,don’t get mad,me that
inboxed Dangote since 4years with no
reply have I died? - If you break up with me and latter
finds out you’re pregnant, my sister, you
and your unborn child are all my ex
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